[NutCrackerr]

I once had a roommate who would stay up late getting loaded all the time. One morning I'm leaving the apartment, walk through the living room, there he is passed out on the couch, sitting in an upright position, pants around his knees, one hand on his johnson, and some midget porn on the tv. I let that one slide.

A couple weeks later I am woken up around midnight to the sounds of a coctail party. I went out to ask my roomate to keep it down, and I'm looking at 9 total strangers. I ask Where's B? He's still at the bar, he gave us the keys to come over and chill. Roommate shows up about an hour later, walks in and immediately passes out. I let it slide.

A few weeks later, I get a bill for $450 from a late night porn surfing party. (He blamed it on a friend of his).

He moved out 3 days later. He's still one of my best friends, but I'll never have a rommate again.