They're all the people playing weak-tight (except when "I knew he didn't have nothing"), drying up the tables and reading just enough theory from random websites to be dangerous.

The other night I was in the midst of a fold-fest, just hideous cards. I was able to limp a couple of times with weak suited aces and raised once in BB with JTs and three limpers. Well, I was in BB again and it was limped to me, holding 74. I check and the flop is A56r. Long story short, I turn a 3 and win a bunch off UTG, who paired his weak ace on the flop.

So he proceeds to go on about how I play crap and if I keep playing cards like that I'll be living on the street.

Half the TCs out there are only half-awake.