[Ulysses]

OK. In a cash game, do this.

Action gets to you.

First, do nothing for like a minute.

Then, slowly look around the table.

Next, stand up.

Now pick one player, doesn't matter who.

Stare intently at the player you have picked.

Glance at the dealer, then look back at the player, then look back to the dealer, then back to the player.

Loudly say "I BET. (or I RAISE)"

Glance around the table, then focus on the player again.

"EVERYTHING!!!"

Then, messily shove your chips forward and sit down.