[stickman]

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#1. Smart women don't appreciate guys who obviously objectify women. Change your attitude in this respect and your chances shall improve.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY...

#2. Smart women appreciate men who do not spell like you do...

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girlfreind

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I can't believe you don't have a girlfrEI???nd.

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Rommate

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NOPE!!!

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thses

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Nice.

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persue

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SWEET!

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However, i get much more drunk than the average joe

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NOFUCKINWAY!!!

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intelllectuall

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Not so much in your case.

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tlak

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Yeah, I love it when, after boning, I have a great TLAK with a hot, smart girl.

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chikc

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She will ADORE you for referring to her as a "chikc" -- ESPECIALLY if she's "intellectuall."

#3. How about this...go out and meet women ON YOUR OWN -- instead of pawnshopping your roommate's girlfriend's friends. Grow some balls and just go talk to women on your own level (like, at the Special Olympics or the Betty Ford Clinic)...especially NOW that the readily-available friends of your cool roommate's girlfriend are CLEARLY out of your INTELLECTUALLLLLLLL range.

[/ QUOTE ]You are my hero.

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