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1. You have serious mental health issues.

2. You have inadequate support infrastructure if the stopgap between you and a .44 mag bullet in the grape is an anonymous poker chat board

3. Your financial problems really arent that big of a deal

4. Your self-pity is wretched. Get over yourself. But if you do decide to end it all, just make sure you dont take anybody with you, and remember to set down some plastic tarp so you dont ruin the rug.

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1. No [censored]?

2. Better to talk to someone, whether it be an anonymous chat board, a hotline, etc - than putting aforementioned slug in the brain.

3. I'm glad that you know enough about my situation to make this assumption. Are you perhaps a financial advisor or investment banker?

4. Actually, if I'd pitied myself that badly, I'd probably already be gone. The fact that I care enough about myself to try to talking to people makes me feel a lot less wretched.

And don't worry, if I decide to take anyone with me, I'll make sure it's you, prick.