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Old 12-02-2005, 06:31 AM
Dr. Strangelove Dr. Strangelove is offline
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)

From Raising Arizona

GLEN: Say, that reminds me! How many Pollacks it

take to screw up a lightbulb?



HI: I don't know Glen, one?


GLEN: Nope, it takes three!



He starts laughing, then catches himself.



... Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin'

over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a

lightbulb?



HI: I don't know, Glen.





GLEN: Cause they're so damn stupid!
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