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I like how he said you are a scouse 'and a retard, too' and you responded by saying "I'm not a scouse." Way to play.

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being called scouse is the more offensive one.

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This thread makes me laugh.

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Two scousers turn up at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter says "sorry, we do let in all sorts these days, but God says no scousers, ever!"

One says, "Oh, please, we've led good lives, can't you go and ask him for us?"

St Peter decides it wouldn't hurt, and goes and tells God.

God gets angry, and says, "how many times do I have to tell you, no scousers, ever! Get rid of them!"


St Peter goes off, comes back five minutes later, saying "They're gone!"

God says, "The Scousers?"

St Peter says, "No! The Pearly Gates!"