I feel you. Here was mine just 20 minutes ago. How I didn't break things, I don't know.

I'm in LP with A9d. Flop is As8c7c. I bet the pot. Called by some guy. Turn is an A of another suit. He pushes, I call, he shows DUECE DUECE. I'm a 95% favorite here. River is a 2.

River
is
a
fooooking
2.