Re: post a joke
These two guys are at the bar when the one reaches and pulls out a cigarette. His buddy quickly pulls out a 10 inch lighter and lights his cigarette for him.
"Where the hell did you get that thing?" The firend asks rather shocked.
"Oh my genie gave it to me," the first replies matter of factly.
"Your genie? Wtf?"
"Yah, i found him while cleaning out my attic. He'll grant you a wish if you want"
So the one friend nods and the other guy conjures up the genie.
The genie appears and says he'll grant the friend one wish and only one wish.
"I want a MILLION BUCKS!"
*POOF*
All of the sudden the bar is filled with a million ducks. They're quacking and [censored] 'ing all over the place.
The guy who wished for the money starts screaming and hollering, "I said a million bucks! What kind of genie is this?"
And the other friend goes, "you think i asked for a 10 inch bic?"
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