The NYT. Just gotta luv 'em. Such high standards. (All the news that fits, we print. If it don't fit, we ain't gunna ah-quit.) Always on the cutting edge. (especially if there's blood involved.) Always aiming for the moral high ground. (well, maybe with a few exceptions so's we satisfy our progressive customers, of which we have a multitude, and they all keep paying for their subscriptions, and they just eat this raw meat up like crazy)