[45suited]

Table captain to my right has been criticizing everyone during the game. Blinds are 50-100. I'm short stacked (t550) in SB with ac5c. Captain, with t900 open LIMPS (which he'd been doing alot) on the button. I push, BB folds, Captain calls with A3o! I catch a 5 and win the pot. He says, "LMAO. How can you go all-in with A5 you idiot?" I resist the temptation to tell him that only an idiot would limp with A3 in his position. Later, he goes on to say, "I've played you twice before and if it wasn't for luck you'd never win."

Down to 3 handed, fairly even stacks, I push on the button with Ah5h. He calls with QJo and loses. Then he says, "LOL... so f-ing lucky again. You lucky XXXX."

I love players who don't understand the gap and who think that suited aces are lucky to hold up against qj. What I love even more is getting abused by them for being a stupid player.

Anybody have favorite comebacks for this stuff or do you just keep quiet and take their money?