Finally I get it, now could you explain why
in the old TV version of Superman, he would stand with his chest puffed out while the villain fired 6 bullets at him yet he would duck when the same villain threw the empty gun at him ?
Also . . .
Do you think that deep down the professor didn't want to get off the island ?
I mean, geez, he could build a radio out of tree bark and seaweed but he couldn't fix CD sized hole in the side of that boat ?
And finally . . .
I typically stay at some of the finest hotels in the U.S. - places that might, if asked, repaint the room in the color of your choice prior to arrival.
This being the case, why won't they spring for a brand new roll of toilet paper after a guest checks out instead of simply folding the first sheet into that isosceles triangle ?
I mean, wow - do they even tear a off few sheets or do they just fold the first unused sheet ?
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This could explain why "Mike" doesn't wipe his a$$ after a dump; I'm not thrilled about having to do so either,
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