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Old 09-03-2001, 10:47 AM
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Default SKLANSKY: EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING!



He's easy. Easy like sunday Morning! Sklansky is easy. Yes he is. I'm sure. I've been told. No use denying. You are easy Mr Oz O'Sklansky. Yes you. No one else. Yes I'm referring to poker. This is poker related easiness I'm talkin about. Easy to read. Easy to beat. Easy like sunday morning. Easy David Sklansky.


Hey he read your book! All of your opponents have read your book. You are easy. He told me so just last night. I got a witness. I got the witness. "My best poker buddy in the whole world" was in the 7 seat I was in the 8 seat. We were at The Mohegan Sun Casino playing 20 - 40 Holdem. It was a great game. I played 8 hours I won $130 after being down $900 in what seems like the first five minutes. Dangerous didn't win. We will leave it at that. I killed him on several occaisions when he had big hands and I managed to have bigger hands behind him. Hey he may be "my best poker buddy in the whole world" but poker is poker. He'll get even or better someday, I'm sure.


When I got up from the table another 2 + 2 poster "Anon" sat in my seat. We talked a little before that. He is a bright young junior in college. Watch out!


The guy was in the five seat. His wife, yes his wife, was in the 6 seat. She was a pleasure to play poker with. Great personality and loved to laugh. She called a little to often though but for most of the game she was obligingly weak tight. Oh did I mention that she had an MBA. He was a friendly guy also. Don't know what he does for a living but I know he loves to check raise and loves to play a lot of hands. It was his night though. Every time I raised preflop and isolated him he managed to out flop me. Frustrating! I don't feel to bad about losing to him because he is the one that enlightened me. Yes he told me that without a doubt that SKLANSKY, DAVID "OZ" is and will forever be easy.


Why, he's read his book. So have his all of his opponents that play in the $80 - 160 game at Bellagio's! This fellow has played with David and quite frankly he said has no fear of him at all. Everyone in the game just takes advantage of

David because... now please listen carefully... weak tight, weak tight... David is weak tight. I'm not speaking of Mason Malmuth. We all know that Mason is weak tight. Everybody knows that. But now we know the truth. Mason must have taught David. David is weak tight. I'm sorry David for spilling the beans but what's right is what's right. Besides, now that you know you are viewed by some, especially those kicking you butt in the 80 -160 game as a Mason Malmuth clone, you may be able to figure out something to help you in your time of need.


I'll tell you though, I hope you continue on your path of "weak tight" self destruction for I shall be in Vegas later this year.

I had no intention of playing above $30 - 60 this year. But life is short and when you have information such as "David Sklansky is weak tight" how can one refuse. See you at the 80 -160 table, David! Life is good! "That's why he's easyyyy...Easy like Sunday morning!


Vince
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