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Old 12-06-2005, 01:41 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: Nominations for WORST BIG BUDGET Moive of All-Time

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1. Someone said "Batman Returns" should be on the list. This man has no taste in movies. Walken's theorem - Any movie starring Christopher Walken cannot by inferrence be any worse than average. You can't argue. It's math.

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This is an excellent rule of thumb for moviegoing. I'd also add:

1) If a film has a nun in it, it's a good one (sister act + sister act 2 are the exceptions)

2) Any films with ships with sails are good (pirates, vikings, sinbad etc). (Cuttthroat Island and though I hate to say it 'pirates' (Polanksi one) being the exceptions)
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