I think I\'d rather be a Boxing Champion.
I've been thinking....
given a choice between being the World Series of Poker champ, and being the World Heavyweight Champ in boxing,
I think I'd rather be the champ in boxing - for one, you get to sleep with prettier women - (Robin Givens, anyone?) - when you're not getting trumped up on rape charges, that is....
but more then that, you don't have thousands of young punks talking trash behind you on newsgroups - to them, you're just the champ...none of that "he got lucky and he's a hack" [censored].
- and they don't meet up with you to "take their shot" at you, cause that would be so [censored] stupid - at least that's what I think their last thought would be as fragments of nose and teeth imbed themselves into their brain. When you're a WSOP champ, everyone wants to make a move...a dangerous bluff to get you to muck and say "I bluffed a world champ" -
but I'm too scrawny to be a boxing champ. Someone go out there and live my dream for me....wear a cup.
RB
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