Re: Funniest Line You Ever SAID at a Poker Table
Loose live $4-$8 game, I flopped a gutshot draw to the broadway straight in a huge pot. I was getting the right odds and there were a bunch of people chasing, so of course I called.
I hit the straight on the river and beat a crybaby who had flopped a set of kings. He whined more than Phil Helmuth and berated me and called me names for the better part of 5 minutes.
I ignored him at first but quickly got tired of listening to him run his mouth. I looked at him and said in my best Chris Farley voice, "Well, you're the one with the hard candy shell!"
The whole table burst out laughing.
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