[Jbrochu]

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Soccer is boring....lol.
And Ortiz is on the plate.
The pitcher looks at him....he pitches, and its a ball.
The pitcher looks at the catcher....he pithces, strike!!.
Ortiz is 1-1..well he is .304 against lefties,, while he is only.293 versus righties.
The pitcher pithces...its a ball. We are on the bottom of the fifth, 2 out and runner on first.
Now the pticher needs to tell Ortiz the inside belogns to him, he pithces, Ortiz hits the ball...foul ball, and the count is even again.
The pitcher throws a pcik-off to first and the runner as usual reahces first in time.
The pitcher throws...a pickoff to first.
The catcher does the signal, the pitcher looks, its apickoff to first!!!
Well the runner is 12 for 15 on stealin, he picks his spot really well here, I thinkt eh manager wants the runner on scoring postion.
The pitcher thwos , Ortiz hits and its a boring typicla out.
Well that was the bottom of the fifth , were now going for commercials stay tuned, the Indians 7 the Red Sox 2

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As opposed to....

A skinny guy kicks the ball down the field. Another skinny guy kicks it back in the other direction. Repeat fifty times over 5 hours. Eventually, and to the surprise of just about everybody, the ball somehow ends up in the net. Announcer screams Gooooooaaaaaallllll for like 10 minutes really loud because he never knows how many more hours it will be before another ball ends up in the net...