[J.A.Sucker]

Hi Tony,

I was at this crappy bar in San Fran about 5 years ago. I think it was the V-club or something like that. I'm not sure what the normal condition of the can is like in that joint, but on this night, the toilet was overflowing. There was like 2 inches of standing sewage water on the floor. As I turned around to go out and piss in the alley out back, I noticed that there were like 2 dudes and 2 chicks that had torn down the mirrors and were blowing lines off that skanky glass, but that wouldn't be a notable story. What makes this a good story is that I then noticed that there were people in the stall with the door closed. I saw a man's shoes (standing up) and another dude giving him a BJ, standing in this nasty water. That was pretty hardcore. True story.

Sucker.