Don't be nervous, baby. I'll be right here by your side. You can browse on the internets all day long. I won't hit you again baby. I'm sorry I did that one time. It's just that sometimes I get so angry when you do things baby. It's just that the thought of you with another man sometims just drives me to do things.
So you go ahead. You browse 2+2 at school. If anyone tells you different, you tell them I said it was OK.