I'll talk jive like you ain't NEVER heard.
I've been playing with punkass for at least an hour or two and I'd been playing very aggressively. Early, he opened up in the hijack, I came over the top with KK, he folded and showed AQo, then said "lol," I asked him what was so funny and he said "you will reraise me at the wrong time."
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.10 BB (5 handed)
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BB ($4.17)
UTG ($42.52)
MP ($16.35)
Button :#A500AF(Punkass)/ ($24.15)
Hero ($19.65)
Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.10, MP calls $0.10, <font color="#CC3333">Button :#A500AF(Punkass)/ raises to $0.55</font>, Hero calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, UTG folds, MP folds.
Flop: ($1.40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Punkass bets $1.4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4.25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Punkass raises to $14.15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $17</font>, Punkass calls $0.
Turn: ($32.55) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
River: ($32.55) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Final Pot: $32.55
Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qc Qs (three of a kind, queens).
Punkass has Ac Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $32.55. </font>
After this hand, I asked him "Was that the wrong time?" He quickly sat out and left.