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Old 12-10-2005, 05:17 PM
mushi mushi is offline
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Default Re: Rolling weed into a cigarette?

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I was also amazed to learn that international marijuana users go for the tobacco hybrid smokes.

Anyway, since the original poster is thinking of smuggling purposes, probably for a concert, my suggestion is to forget the fake cigarettes. Too much trouble, mismatched burn rates, etc.

Here's a sure fire way to beat the security pats (besides anal cavity smuggling, because no one enjoys smoking out of a sack that was just pulled from your arse) :
1) Shave your pubic region 3 days before the event. Apply topical Neosporin cream and a non-irritating moisturizer.

2) Take your hand rolled cigarettes and wrap them once over with double ply toilet paper. Fasten the toilet paper with a small piece of scotch tape.

3) Using medical or athletic tape, tape the cigarettes to your pubic region. Use two pieces in a crossing pattern to secure them. Make sure no tape is visible above the waist line. This step is best accomplished when delegating the task to a female.

Security at these events are looking for weapons, metal, or stashes of controlled substances, but they generally shy away from the genitals.

Therefore, the genitals are key to smuggling personal amounts of recreational substances into secure venues.

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Dude Blockbusters called said they urgently need you to return the movie you are living in, Quintin needs the script back (this is not rocket science)

just kidding

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