Eventually you're gonna tell us what the "right answer" (read as: exactly what you did) is, so stop the stupid grandstanding and just edit your story to include an ending.

If this were a choose your own adventure, we'd be rooting for you to get cut up.

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You don't back up fast enough, and crazy knife-wielding Alpay guts you. You bleed out in an alley.

THE END