[Jack of Arcades]

There are two camps to All-Star Voting. The first camp is that all-star voting should be based on season performance thus far. If you're in that camp, Derrek Lee should be the starter - forgive the phrase - "and it's not close." With Lee's hot streak lately, he's jumped ahead of even Brian Roberts as the most valuable player in the world....

However, if you believe it should be based on some sort of past/current stats mix, Pujols has a very good case...

Well, actually, there's a third camp, and they're the most popular. They're called "[censored] morons." All-Star voting is a sham.