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Old 02-06-2003, 02:28 PM
The _Grifter The _Grifter is offline
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Default Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?


The best one liner I heard, was to say the least, very vulgar, but I'll do my best to explain what happened.


...I was playing $20-40 hold'em...5 or 6 handed and this one lady ended up slow playing a hand to trap this older man who was playing on my right.

....When she showed her hand...she said in a sarcastic tone, " Did ya like that " ?......the old guy looks at her and said..." I learned a long time ago NEVER to trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives "......

...Needless to say...we never hear any more sarcastic outbursts from our lady friend. [img]/forums/images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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