It gets worse. The more I look at this the more I want to throw up.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed)
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Hero ($103)
CO ($91)
Button ($49)
SB ($22)
BB ($156.65)
UTG ($28)
UTG+1 ($80.65)
MP1 ($78.85)
MP2 ($40.50)
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
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4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, CO calls $4, Button calls $4, <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>.
Flop: ($13.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $22</font>, CO calls $22, Button folds.
Turn: ($63.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $65</font>, Hero calls $15.
River: ($193.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Final Pot: $193.50
Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Ks (two pair, aces and twos).
CO has 8s 8h (full house, eights full of twos).
Outcome: CO wins $193.50. </font>
I guess the absolute best I can hope for is he overplayed AQ, but that's not very realistic.
I'm pretty much just giving my money away here.