[Daliman]

Well, Daliwoman is ready to drop most anytime it appears, so rather than go through handling a pool I figured I'd just run a contest where the poster that gets closest to the due date/time wins a free hour of instruction from yours truly. Should you not deem this a worthwhile prize, I submit for your consideration the fact that my brilliance has led to a 52 buyin downswing over my last 550 SNG's. Who among you has as impressive a record? I thought not.

Anyways, topics I feel comfortable instructing in;

- SNG play.
- Basic poker concepts.
- Basic NL play.
- Blackjack play.
- Blackjack camouflage
- Comp counting
- Basic sportsbetting theory
- Wong teasers
- Gambling books
- Selling tires
- Dating women taller than yourself
- Karaoke songs that get the crowd going

Topics I do NOT feel comfortable instructing;
- Tilt control
- How to pick up girls
- +EV prop bets with OB-GYN's
- Suffering idiots online

Here are the basic rules.
#1 All first guesses in this thread are binding. No retrys.
#2 You will be guessing day, time, and sex. Having the sex wrong will incur a 24 hour penalty.
#3 Closest to actual time wins, whether over or under. F Bob Barker.
#4 Irie's handicap is that if he wins, said instruction must be given at a strip club of his choice, with scantily clad women in our laps. Maybe then we could get a barter sysytem going with the girls on poker lessons for lap dances,(don't laugh, you'd be surprised how many lap artists want lessons.)
#5. I am grand arbiter of any rules left out.

Here are your clues.

- Daliwoman is currently 3 cm dilated, 80% effaced, and zero position, as of 11 am CST today.
- Dalibaby #1 was 1 week early.
- We have had 2 ultrasounds, both of which the umbilical cord was blocking the genital area,("That ain't the umbilical cord....."), and both times was estimated 85% chance of a girl.
- Daliwoman's due date is Nov. 29, but she says there is no way in hell she will make it that long. She thinks anytime, and doc said she will induce by the 22nd if necessary.
- Daliwoman is measuring about 2cm small across the belly, which is similar to Dalibay #1

Any other questions/comments before your guess, feel free to post here.

Daliman