[Double Down]

"After reading that paragraph I'm not going to waste any more time trying to figure out a way to beat the casino games. Not only had someone else thought of my idea before me but he'd tested it through a billion hands.

I guess I'll take your advice and get drunk."



Or learn to count cards. I have it down so well that I can count and be wasted at the tables. I never get heat because I am clearly plastered and I consistently come away with big wins. It's happened so many times where I try to start playing in the middle of a 2 deck game, and before the dealer has a chance to say no, the pit boss is over there welcoming my drunk ass to the table. It's awesome.