I would hire George W Bush
Yeah, why not? I believe in empowering people with special needs, as the PC crowd calls those folks.
I would put Bush in charge of the cafeteria. He likes a good joke, he creates havoc with the English language, he tries so hard to run a good shop (house shrink says, typical silver spoon no-good boy's late need to prove himself) --- so he'd be a cinch to run a good cafeteria in the company premises. I'd bet you he makes great coffee as well.
George's language gaffes would also make for a nice conversation topic among the staff, during the coffee break. Always good to have an upbeat and inoffensive topic to laugh about during coffee break! Completely destroys the boredom. And ol' Dubya won't mind the good-natured ribbing and the laughter and the slaps in the back.
He'd be perfect.
The people would not want him moved from that position, never.
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