dear santa,

my AKs is 0/49 for hitting nut flush. could you raise this number a bit between now and christmas?

when i flop bottom set 3 or 4 handed, could you please give the other players any combination of two pair, or TPTK or a gut shot draw and make two of the players also hyper aggressive? i have no problems calling the flop capped, a 3 bet on the turn, and then donking the river.

my draws are horrible, i think i make a very low % of them compared to the times i get them. i've been a very naughty boy this year, and done many things that will probably send me straight to hell for, if my fate is sealed, whats wrong with giving me some pleasure and letting me hit lets say...hmm a modest 63% of my draws over the next 4000 hands?

im not the nicest person in the world. and i dont really like to share. but, when it comes to me and poker, its not really a team thing, cause there is no 'i' in team, but there is an 'i' in selfish.