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More reports about drunken driving and being an ass please, but only when there is a MERCEDES BENS C1337LOLROFL2k5 involved.

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well if its being an ass involving a Mercedes Bens you want, this is my favorite thing to do....

when i go to a big house party, i park it right in front of the party where i know there will be people around. then i get loaded, and drunkenly stumble outside and cause a scene then yell "i am gonna piss on this guy's bens...;look at this yuppie's car, 'oh i am sooooo cool, i drive a mercedes, i think i am better than everyone ooooohhhhh ohhhh'" then i begin to urinate on it until someone tries to make a scene about it, then i challenge them to fisticuffs.... but first i say "let me just make sure my car is locked first" i click the lights then they are dumbfounded and i win