Best Similies/Metaphors and other one-liners
Me and my friends always have little one-liners like when were leaving "I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball" or "I'm out like a boner in sweatpants".
Women eat this [censored] up. Whenever I'm at a party and say something like this girls are always like "you're so funny!"
Bottomline is I'm running out of material. Wondering what good ones you guys have.
My favs:
She could suck the bubblegum out of a blowpop
Sweatin like a homosexual eating a hotdog (Politcally Correct version)
Gimme what ya got! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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