[ QUOTE ]
the GRANNY 9000 was a prosthetic strap-on penis that was electrically powered.
after 18 emergency scrotum amputations and 3 deaths we were
forced by the FTC to discontinue its sale.
[/ QUOTE ]
Rad. Now I currently have a "real penis" (albeit small). Is there anyway I can contact someone on the black fake penis market so that I can enjoy the benefits? I hear that black ones are bigger.