Loony, huh?
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VERSION 1 : 'Teegeeack' (Earth) came to be populated 75 million years ago by 'thetans' (souls) when the evil ruler Xenu of the Galactic Federation cast them into volcanos and blew them up with a hydrogen bomb to solve his local overpopulation problems."
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VERSION 2 : 'Gaia' (Earth) came to be 10,000 years ago when God created it in seven (7) days. [The ratio of 1 cosmos per 7 Earth days is still the apex of godly productivity.] God created originally only two persons, Adam and Eve, from whose incestuous offspring all subsequent humans originate."
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Tell me how to pick the loony version among them. Just tell me.
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