Re: Turning a New Leaf
Spreadsheets are for the weak. I've got the plan that will get your game from -ROI to amazing in no time.
First, you get a life-size cardboard cutout of some hot naked chick (or naked dude, if that's what floats your boat...cause I know it is). Then, you get a life size model of some clothes and cut it into pieces and stick it onto her so that she's now clothed.
Now, everytime you win a SNG you peel a section! Before you know it, you'll be a monster AND you'll have a life-size naked chick (or dude) in your room.
Honestly, what will inspire you to play better. Typing a 1 on your computer or taking some chick's clothes off?
After a few months of this, you'll have enough money to hire a real naked chick and you can peel off her clothes every time you win a SNG.
P.S. I'm not gonna lie. I may have stolen this idea from some famouse movie.
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