I definitely am taking your point of view seriously... sounds like you're concerned... but I just have to say this.

I ... am getting intelligent and cogent life advice from a guy whose internet representation is the name of a lubricant.

that just cracked me up for a second.

So you're saying that me wanting to take shrooms for the first time is like.. offending you?

Im really trying to get your vibe here but all Im catching is kind of "a mind's a terrible thing to waste".

am I in the right ballpark?