Re: Most satisfying cigarette
Yo momma is so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo momma so fat she uses sheep for tampons.
Yo momma so short she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma got one leg shorter than the other and the biatch talks about "aint no half steppin"
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