Re: Men and Jewelry
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like bill hicks once said "christians do some strange things...a lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a [censored] cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."
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I was going to quote this. Great line.
Rich Jeni does a funny bit about a guy wearing sandals on an airplane.
"Why are you wearing sandals?"
"I'm comfortable!"
"Well, I'm not, Spartacus!"
"Well, my feet need to breathe!"
"So do the rest of us!"
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