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How To Have A Crappy Time At Ameristar

1) Wait until the busiest part of the week, like Friday or Saturday night. If you are going some other time, make sure it is after dinner when the casino is having some special event.

2) Sign up for the lowest limit game they spread. You should expect the casino to drop what ever else it is doing, and cater to you and your other $100 bankroll buddies.

3) Since you know nothing about casino procedures, expect a dealer to plop right down to a new table and start slinging cards. Don't worry about set-up, counting down the rack, or any of that other mumble-jumble. It is just a waste of time designed to annoy you.

4) If the dealer makes small talk with some of the players while waiting for floor approval to start, feel put out. I mean, you don't know who or what he is talking about, and he is not paying any attention to you personally.