Everything is Illuminated (short review)
For those of you that care (not sure how many of you that is):
Don't see it. I will never walk out on a movie I paid for but I was looking at my watch every 8 seconds.
Liev Schreiber, you are not a director. Go back to being a bad actor.
Elijah Wood: you are horrible in every movie you've ever been in.
This was an entertaining book that had no place being on screen.
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