[The Goober]

wow... i'm getting angry just reading about this guy. I'm pretty tolerant of a lot of [censored] at the table, but nothing pisses me off like guys who slow down the game for no reason. These idiots may have all the time in the world and actually save money by getting in less hands/hour, but I don't and I can't stand using my precious free time watching idiots argue with dealers, players argue with other players, dealers changing decks, assholes slowrolling, cocksuckers staring each other down when deciding to call one more bet in a huge pot... the list goes on and on.