[Ice Man]

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My ex-girlfriend came over to pick up some [censored] she had here, and she was drunk and wanted me to [censored] her. I didn't really want to, but I did, and when I got tired of it, I faked it. Has anyone else ever done this?

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Yeah. Well, I tried, but your girlfriend never lets me leave without giving her a pearl necklace. So, I couldn't pull it off.

But, hats off to you.