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Old 08-19-2005, 11:34 PM
JustSomeJackass JustSomeJackass is offline
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An elderly gentleman was getting the results of his medical exam from his doctor:

Doctor: Well, I'm sorry to say that I have 2 pieces of bad news for you. The first is that you have cancer.

Old man: Jesus, that's terrible...what's the other bad news?

Doctor: You have Alzheimer's disease

Old man: Well, it could be worse...at least I don't have cancer
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