[Shajen]

1) wake up.
2) scratch balls
3) turn on shower
4) grab towel and put on the hanger next to the shower.
5) brush teeth
6) get in shower
7) piss in shower*
8) wash hair
9) wash body
10) rinse off
11) get of out shower
12) towel dry
13) put on underoos
14) wake up the wife--sometimes I combine 13 and 14 by slinging my wang at the wife to wake her up before putting on the underoos.
15) put on pants, socks, and shoes.
16) deoderant
17) shirt
18) razor (I use an electric)
19) hair
20) out the door


*for you, El D

I just re-read this thing. You're talking the actual process. Too late now, submit.