[SomethingClever]

Well, I thought he was probably just overplaying the hell out of something, as before, but then I thought to myself: I just *crushed* this guy. What is he doing?

I began to fear the extremely unlikely AA.

FWIW, if I cap the turn, I am puking if he bets the river, I raise, then he 3bets.

Edit: Wait, you suggested cap the turn OR raise the river. Not cap the turn and raise the river. Or should I just say fck it and do both?