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Old 08-26-2005, 12:13 PM
varoadstter varoadstter is offline
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Default Re: 10 Commandments of Poker

Interesting Idea! Here's my version:

1 - Thou must playeth within thy means.

2 - Remember to keep thyself humble. Great misfortune shalt befall thee if thou shalt forgetteth this commandment.

3 - Thou shalt never drawest without the proper odds. Thou can not through force of will causeth the cards to fall thy way.

4 - Thou shalt not comport thyself poorly at the tables.

5 - Thou shalt not lie to thyself about thy ability, nor shalt thou lie to others about thy results.

6 - Thou shalt not play when whenst thou art tilteth.

7 - Thou shalt not bet on the river when thou shalt only be called by better hands.

8 - Thou shalt not tappeth the glass.

9 - Thou shalt shutteth up abouteth bad beats.

10 - Thou shalt not covet thy neighboors chip stack but thou shalt outplayeth thy neighboor and taketh thy neighboor's chips.
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