Re: Optimal Holiday Party Drinking Strategy?
5. Wash the sand out of your vagina when you get home
Drink Jack and Coke all night you'll be fine by round 11.
You can also go out and toke one up, will usually bring you down a bit and has the "2 drink" effect. So you won't drink as much and by the end of the night you're still good. You also wont be saying much or interacting with the boss which will keep the " I'd like to bang your wife, and your daughter too" comments to your self.
Seriously though a game plan...come on...know when to say when [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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