Shutting up the Table Coach
Help me out here, guys. I need some new smartass responses to Table Coaches who rail on me for various reasons. There's no point in explaining to a Table Coach that I raised on a draw versus his overpair to get a free card, or that I called his KK preflop raise with QJ suited because I knew the rest of the table would also call. These "experts" don't seem to understand such moves.
The lines that I have already run into the ground:
"I'm sorry, but I didn't hear what you said. I was too busy stacking what used to be your chips." (got that from 2+2, thanks!!)
"I usually don't play this game, but this card room doesn't spread Old Maid or Go Fish."
"I'm glad that you are at this table, since I am learning so much from you."
"I'm sorry, but this is my first time ever playing poker. I don't know what I'm doing at all."
Alright, I have used these lines to death. I need more!! Help??
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