[Joshssj4]

When we were little, my brother and I mixed dark soil with water and filled a big Coca Cola bottle with it. It looked pretty convincing, except for the bits of grass floating in it.

We took it to the back gate, and screamed "Coke for sale, $3 but it goes to charity!" Keep in mind we were about 8 years old at the time. Finally, this woman and her kids came up to the fence and she started getting out her wallet. She asked us what the green bits were that were floating around inside. I, being the genius I am, told her they were "herbs and spices".

The crazy thing is, the bitch believed me and offered $3 for it anyway. And we sold it to her. I don't even feel bad that her children probably drank glasses of dirt and grass.