[gulebjorn]

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i like to wear my girlfriends underwear when she is not around so i can pretend that i'm a girl


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I like to suck on unpopped popcorn kernels, and then spit it back into the bag.


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I just ate my girlfriend out for half an hour. She came more than two or three times. And then I had her leave.

Yeah, she wants me. She will be doing whatever I want in a matter of no time.


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I have a fetish for teeth. Canine teeth. No, not dog teeth, but pointy teeth. Vampires are cool. They turn me on.


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i hate making decisions


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I can't stop eating yogurt. I've already eaten eight 8oz containers the last two days. I can't help it!!! It feels so good sliding down! Sometimes I even drink it without using a spoon.

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When I was 7 I asked my mom why the dinosaurs died off, she said it was because I touched myself at night.


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I can't stop...