[shant]

I was playing at the Wynn. I had the urge to take a piss, so I got up and walked to the bathroom. I get to the bathroom and it has a door, so I go in through the door. I walk past the sinks and I find the urinals. Wow, lots of urinals. I pick one with the proper spacing away from the other pissing dudes and I unzip. I pull out my penis and I make with the peeing. La la la la la, time passes. I finish pissing. I shake off, put it back in my pants, and zip up. I walk to the sink and wash my hands. Time to head back to the table I think to myself and I leave the bathroom.